December 2009
fmylife:
Today, the painting I worked on for three weeks was rejected from an art contest because the rules prohibit fan art. It wasn’t fan art. They mistook it for Twilight fan art. FML
“Looks who’s laughing now. Pull it off somehow and I said, as I pass her by, I...”
– Streetlight Manifesto
13752.) You are not alone. You are not...
(via blogsecret)
“Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.”
– Javan (via simtan) (via quote-book)
Life lessons
Individuals these days are so oblivious and unappreciative towards what is around them. But nobody knows what they have until it’s gone. Than it’s too late. Some need to be more thankful and realize how lucky they are for some of the things they have.
Amusing
It’s so entertaining how people act these days.
You can’t let regrets hold you back. You just simply move forward.
fmylife:
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss. We were talking about the holiday hours and such. I had to go to my doctor’s appointment so I said to him “G2G, love you” on accident. Not only did he say it back, he requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
It's about time.
Finally it’s Christmas time. I’m definitely looking forward to see what I’m getting this year.
“It could be that our faithlessness is a cowering cowardice born of our very...”
– Annie Dillard (via senguin) (via symbiosis) (via honeyhands) (via sine-qua-non) (via quote-book)
fmylife:
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
You don’t have to be alone you know.
fmylife:
Today, it’s my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn’t forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”
– Winston Churchill (via ambivalence) (via quote-book)
“Oh it hurts to always have to be honest with the one’s that you love. Oh,...”
– Brand New
Even though I don’t show it, I do miss you. I miss how close we used to be. It isn’t fair things have to be this way. I don’t know if we’d ever be able to get that friendship back, I just miss it in general.
“I’m just a coward and you’re just a liar at heart. Here’s to...”
– This Time Next Year
“You want me to be positive but all I see is hate.”
– Product Of Waste
“Take this knife out of my spine. I’ll take back what’s rightfully...”
– Title Fight
fmylife:
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
Reflecting on everything, it was all such a waste.
Anticipation
I’m excited for Christmas and the winter break from school. I need one.
“A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get in accord with...”
– Sigmund Freud (via psychotherapy) (via quote-book)
The joke’s on you.
650.) Just tell her the truth and dump her...
(via blogconfession)
Lose/Lose situation
Nothing in life is fair, never forget that.
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
I always am stuck wanting what I can’t have.
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend broke up with my for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
Always the hard way.
I guess you can only learn best from experience.
“What the fuck are you fighting for? Is it because you’re five foot four?”
– Minor Threat
“When I’m talking to you it feels like I’m swallowing knives. Held so...”
– Bad Seed
No words
There’s nothing I have to say anymore. I’m so done with you.
13016.) I'm posting this from the toilet.
(via blogsecret) HAHAHAHAHA!
fmylife:
Today, after years of struggling with my weight, my husband purchased a video game program to help me lose weight. I excitedly started up the game and when it weighed me it said I weighed too much to use the program, and the game promptly shut down. FML
fmylife:
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
12963.) I pull out my hair and eat it.
(via blogsecret) You have mental issues.
“I’ll live alone instead. She said you don’t care, I know I...”
– Blink 182
Broken record players
This is simply just a repeat of past events.
“Wrong and right, never black and white, bright lights seem dimmer every night....”
– Downpresser
fmylife:
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I “selfishly made it about me.” FML